The weird thing I noticed though, was that there was a feather that looked oddly like that of a cartoon Owl, sitting next to my computer. I picked it up and looked at it inquisitively, but ultimately discarded it as I decided it must have just been some trinket my wife had bought at some point.
That was one of my many mistakes. I decided as my day started, to play a bit more of my favorite baseball game. As I continued to play against Owl slowly getting better, I kept thinking that his eyes were moving every now and then to analyze me as if watching the moves of a trained fighter.
I wondered if something was up, but I also assumed I might just be seeing things due to all the alcohol and drugs I had had this morning. Eventually with a triumphant cry I hit the 19th Home Run against Owl. I started yelling profanities at him and making fun of him, reveling in the delight of overcoming my greatest rival yet in battle. In this moment of pure unbridled joy that can only be experienced once in a millennia, I failed to notice one key detail.
On the level end screen Owl was frowning and his eyes were glowing red. He slowly mouthed at me "I will get back at you for this". If only I had been more observant, I might have avoided the events that followed.
If you are reading this, I ask that you do not make the same mistake as I. As I left the house for work, overjoyed that I had beaten Owl, I forgot to turn off my computer My wife was home for the day, having worked overtime for the last couple weeks, she was taking a short break.
I had an above average day at work as I rode the high from defeating my erstwhile enemy. I bought my boss coffee, I smiled at my fellow employees in the office, I picked up the garbage that had missed the trash bin, and I even presented an amazing new business venture to my team.
All in all, that day was turning out to be the best in my life When I returned home, the house was oddly silent. The lights were out and the main floor seemed to be almost untouched as I had left it when I went to work in the morning. I wondered why it seemed that my wife had not even gotten up yet. I understand wanting to sleep in on a day off, but sleeping for almost 20 hours was a bit overkill. I walked up the stares to my bedroom, some tea for my wife in my hand. As I opened the door to my bedroom, I was met with the most heartbreaking sight of my life.
There in my bed was Owl, fully real and in our world, from his smug beaked face to his feathery plump rear. Next to him under the covers, with her arms rapped around him was my wife. She was looking longingly into his eyes as they whispered sweet little nothings to each other.
They turned to look at me as they heard the sound of shattering glass. I had dropped the mug of tea on the ground where it had broken into millions of tiny pieces, just like my heart. I couldn't believe my eyes. As they stared at me and I stared at them a burning rage, and a broken sadness started to fill me. Owl slowly got up and out of his bed. You may have beaten the game, but you lost to me at life.
What was I supposed to do? That's when it hit me, if Owl was able to come out of my computer via this cursed game, other people, or items, should be able to materialize too. I rushed over to my computer typing in my password with my trained left hand with relative ease, as I navigated my 40 open chrome tabs with relative ease. I boldly pressed my hand against the screen over the spot where Pooh held the bat so gallantly.
With just a bit of force, I felt the screen give way like the surface of a lake, and I reached in towards my goal. My hand resurfaced as Owl stared at me in shock. Darby is known to enjoy reading, often fantasy stories. They allow her to imagine other possibilities, though she notes that just because she likes reading about something doesn't mean it's necessarily something that she would want to try herself.
Darby is generally aware of the presence of the viewers of the show and will often break the fourth wall to speak to viewers. Darby has a stuffed monkey named Billy Boo. In recent years, Darby has not made any appearances at any Disney Park and has retired since. Disney Wiki Explore. Toy Story Monsters, Inc. Video Games. Register Don't have an account?
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